Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Money Money Where's The Money

The Northwest Tri-County Intermediate Unit is going to have to answer some tough questions now that the school districts have hired forensic accountants to dig deep into where has the money gone. Aides I have worked with through the years have all said there was something rotten at the core of this organization and now perhaps it will all be brought to light about millions of dollars in funds that somehow never reached the schools. I sure don't have any idea where the money went but you might want to ask:
IU5 Administrative Staff Directory

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

September Blues in ChicagoLand

One of the biggest teachers strikes in the history of our country and what was one of the biggest stumbling blocks to negotiations besides more money? Evaluation.
Who out there in the world of work does not have their continued employment hinge upon job performance?
You guessed right if you said : TEACHERS.
In recently reviewing PSSA test scores for schools in our area of Western Pa. I was once again saddened to see the math scores so abysmally low. I have administered these tests at all grade levels.

 Bet you parents didn't know that- teachers cant even show up for work to proctor the students they teach for the all important state evaluation tests- the task is put to substitutes.
SUBS, imagine that.

I have read these tests I have taken these tests, I have held  practice sessions for these tests.
I have also  been reprimanded for trying to teach the skills.

 Don't I know I'm "just a sub"

THESE TESTS ARE NOT HARD THEY GIVE PLENTY OF TIME If all eslse fails you have enough time to plug every answer back into the question if you want.

I just don't get it, the students are drilled  prior to the test and coached and yet they still do not answer correctly.
Where else can you look except the failure of the teacher to get the material across to the students involved. They can't teach and that is the truth of it and the ones who are incompetent need to find other work. We as taxpayers funding these exorbitantly salaried pampered so called teachers should be furious. I know I am.
Get off your lazy asses and make a change if you want your kids to get good jobs and succeed in life.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Hot Time Summer in the City

As I sit here looking across at my neighbor who teaches in the local district and watch him roll out at noon again after a night of having his friends over to party I think back not too many years to when I was just starting out in the world of work.
 I never had a job where I only was required to work 180 days out of the year and as my early summers wore on I began to meet many who taught who didn't either. Much like the rest of us who work for a living they found that a teachers salary was just not enough to carry them through the whole year without finding summer work to fill the gap. If you are in your 60's you might also remember a time in America when teachers were not overpaid for their work.
 School budgets were in line and districts were able to keep up with maintenance and building without saddling the taxpayer with huge debts in the form of bond issues. I got to know many teachers who worked in the summer, they did lot work at dealerships, seasonal sales, they filled employment gaps all through this country and no one thought the worse of them because they had menial jobs.
Not the guy across the street in 2012, while his school district flounders under a mountain of debt he leads a playboy lifestyle of the rich and famous, getting up at noon staying up late puttering about in the afternoons.

My, My, poor baby, he should take a cruise, at least then I wouldn't have to look at him.

Teachers take note:
Recently cash strapped cities like Scranton have begun to take drastic measures, just think if you were knocked down to Federal Minimum Wage. It's time for concessions, no one is fooled by your Ad Spots about "investing in our teachers", we've been there done that, we are not impressed with the result.

Friday, July 13, 2012

RIP NCLB?

So President Obama is using Executive privilege to make another end run around Congressional Law, this time the target is NCLB. The unfortunate thing is while the schools are freed from performance standards most of the costly bullshit programs that are sucking the districts dry will stay in place. They are entitlements and if we have learned nothing from history we should have at least had our noses rubbed in shit when we tried to remove entitlements at any level in any shape or form. This is what makes Mitt such an idiot for even thinking he will be able to cut a single program without providing an opening for every greedy lawyer.
And completely off topic in case you didn't know the president has also violated his own campaign promise to leave Medical Marijuana dispensary regulation to the states. People who have no where else to turn for relief in the end stages of their cancer now will have no recourse to make the end of their lives more bearable. We as Americans have exactly the government we deserve.

Monday, June 18, 2012

On The Lighter Side

While being hilariously funny this man hits the mark on just how lacking the high school experience is in real useable knowledge.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year
enjoy

Friday, June 15, 2012

How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On The Farm

Schools out for summer, schools out forever.
Great rock lyrics but think about it when you drive by your local school on your way to work. There's a building standing empty still costing us money every day and there's nothing happening. Let's make a Wal-Mart analogy, how long do you think the supergiant would last if they closed up for 3 months in the summer, how long would ANY business last that did this? How does a long summer vacation prepare our kids for the world of work unless they are planning on becoming teachers that is.
It is known by all that the USA ranks pretty low in math, science and reading in the world amongst other industrialized nations, it is also plain as day that we spend more on education than these same industrialized nations.
We are locked into an antiquated system of education that is in dire need of reform.
We need:
1.Teacher compensation based on performance (like the world of work)
2. Less administration at lower cost (like private schools)
3. Spread the school year out through the summer and increase the number of days to a minimum of 240 (like high achieving countries do) I have heard teachers say this many times in the faculty room, they are tired of so much instructional time being lost to review at the beginning of each school year. Make it happen.

The notion of children needing the summer off is rooted in faulty turn of the 19th century science and here we are locked in to this old thinking in the 21st they are neither frail nor needed on the farm, the schools are well ventilated and rooms without windows are air conditioned. It is time to step forward and stop the hand wringing and piling on of more worthless initiative's eat a little humble pie and look to the other industrialized nations models of success.

Monday, June 11, 2012

A closet Republican?

Why am I suddenly cheered that Walker has succeeded in retaining his position? His handling of collective bargaining was flawed to the Nth. degree but it seems that for the first time someone has stood up to organized labor and said ENOUGH, we're out of money, the party's over, it's time for your reality check
 I was overjoyed to hear that in Erie county Pa. the teachers union in the wake of the Walker announcement has suddenly agreed to pay in more to their benefits package even though their contract isn't due for two more years. The writing must be on the wall. We can only hope the trickle becomes a flood.

In case you haven't read The Washington Post

The college-for-all crusade has outlived its usefulness. Time to ditch it. Like the crusade to make all Americans homeowners, it’s now doing more harm than good. It looms as the largest mistake in educational policy since World War II, even though higher education’s expansion also ranks as one of America’s great postwar triumphs.
Consider. In 1940, fewer than 5 percent of Americans had a college degree. Going to college was “a privilege reserved for the brightest or the most affluent” high-school graduates, wrote Diane Ravitch in her history of U.S. education, “The Troubled Crusade.” No more. At last count, roughly 40 percent of Americans had some sort of college degree: about 30 percent a bachelor’s degree from a four-year institution; the rest associate degrees from community colleges.
Starting with the GI Bill in 1944, governments at all levels promoted college. From 1947 to 1980, enrollments jumped from 2.3 million to 12.1 million. In the 1940s, private colleges and universities accounted for about half. By the 1980s, state schools — offering heavily subsidized tuitions — represented nearly four-fifths. Aside from a democratic impulse, the surge reflected “the shift in the occupational structure to professional, technical, clerical and managerial work,” noted Ravitch. The economy demanded higher skills; college led to better-paying jobs.
College became the ticket to the middle class, the be-all-and-end-all of K-12 education. If you didn’t go to college, you’d failed. Improving “access” — having more students go to college — drove public policy.
We overdid it. The obsessive faith in college has backfired.
For starters, we’ve dumbed down college. The easiest way to enroll and retain more students is to lower requirements. Even so, dropout rates are high; at four-year schools, fewer than 60 percent of freshmen graduate within six years. Many others aren’t learning much.
In a recent book, “Academically Adrift,” sociologists Richard Arum and Josipa Roksa report that 45 percent of college students hadn’t significantly improved their critical thinking and writing skills after two years; after four years, the proportion was still 36 percent. Their study was based on a test taken by 2,400 students at 24 schools requiring them to synthesize and evaluate a block of facts. The authors blame the poor results on lax academic standards. Surveyed, one-third of the same students said that they studied alone five or fewer hours a week; half said they had no course the prior semester requiring 20 pages of writing.
Still, most of these students finished college, though many are debt-ridden. Persistence counts. The larger — and overlooked — consequence of the college obsession is to undermine high schools. The primacy of the college-prep track marginalizes millions of students for whom it’s disconnected from “real life” and unrelated to their needs. School bores and bothers them. Teaching them is hard, because they’re not motivated. But they also make teaching the rest harder. Their disaffection and periodic disruptions drain teachers’ time and energy. The climate for learning is poisoned.That’s why college-for-all has been a major blunder. One size doesn’t fit all, as sociologist James Rosenbaum of Northwestern University has argued. The need is to motivate the unmotivated. One way is to forge closer ties between high school and jobs. Yet, vocational education is de-emphasized and disparaged. Apprenticeship programs combining classroom and on-the-job training — programs successful in Europe — are sparse. In 2008, about 480,000 workers were apprentices, or 0.3 percent of the U.S. labor force, reports economist Robert Lerman of American University. Though not for everyone, more apprenticeships could help some students.
The rap against employment-oriented schooling is that it traps the poor and minorities in low-paying, dead-end jobs. Actually, an unrealistic expectation of college often traps them into low-paying, dead-end jobs — or no job. Learning styles differ. “Apprenticeship in other countries does a better job of engaging students,” says Lerman. “We want to diversify the routes to rewarding careers.” Downplaying these programs denies some students the pride and self-confidence of mastering difficult technical skills, while also fostering labor shortages.
There’s much worrying these days that some countries (examples: South Korea, Norway, Japan) have higher college ­attendance rates, including post-secondary school technical training, than we do. This anxiety is misplaced. Most jobs — 69 percent in 2010, estimates the Labor Department — don’t require a post-high-school degree. They’re truck drivers, store clerks, some technicians. On paper, we’re turning out enough college graduates to meet our needs.
The real concern is the quality of graduates at all levels. The fixation on college-going, justified in the early postwar decades, stigmatizes those who don’t go to college and minimizes their needs for more vocational skills. It cheapens the value of a college degree and spawns the delusion that only the degree — not the skills and knowledge behind it — matters. We need to rethink.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Clueless Teacher of the year

In Erie County, Pa. a teacher named Traci Bowman won out over all the other golden apple award winners in our N.W. Pa. region to be the top dog to be honored at a special event held at Edinboro University. In her interview on the local TV station Ms. Bowman made a real point of telling us all that she gave up her real dream of a lucrative career as a pro photographer to be a teacher and how wonderful it is when she sees her students some ten years down the line and they are making more money than she. During this brief TV interview money was the main thrust of her statement, not thank you or I'm so overwhelmed and proud etc. etc.
All I could say was WOW, what a turkey, even the reporter had no response and the camera was cut immediately.
 They gave her an award?
Is she truly clueless about the median income of Erie county residents Is she truly clueless about the median income of pro photographers. Talk about opening mouth and inserting foot.
FYI, The median household income in Erie Pa. is 32,000 and the median for the US is 39,000, that's Household income, a teacher's personal starting pay is above that, given that she is a fifth grade teacher and she says 10 years down the line her former students come to her and tell her all about how much money they are making as twenty somethings just barely out of college with a Bachelor's. Where do I go to sign up?

The school district should help her achieve her real goals.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Invest Now... Or Else!

I get two weekly news recaps, one is TIME and the other is THE WEEK. I like to get many different perspectives on the news without watching endless TV. This week in one of them there was a full page ad put in by the teachers union exhorting us to "Invest in our Teachers for a bright future in America"

Pardon me but isn't that what we've been doing?. Paying through the nose so they can live in the nice neighborhoods and drive the nice new cars. If you don't believe me try discreetly following a few home at the end of the school day and see which driveway they pull into and while you are at it, check out the nice new cars. Mind you now, not all teachers drive the nice car to work so you might have to get a peek at the other car in the garage as you drive by. Respect their privacy, remember they can afford good lawyers.

 The other news mag had the results of a new survey that puts the USA somewhere south of 16th in the world when it comes to science in our schools. We were beat out by some countries you have probably never heard of and don't really have an idea of where they are on the map. So where does all the taxpayer money go? Most of the school labs that I have subbed in are pitifully equipped except of course for the fancy smart board projector.
 Did I tell you what these multi-thousand dollar pieces are mostly used for:
Showing Movies, oh, and the occasional notes.
That was your Federal money at work there. But actual lab equipment is mostly non-existent. There can't be any equipment because the kids steal or destroy it and two it doesn't garner the interest of the grant writers. Grant writing is an art and is practiced by sought after people who are fiercely competitive about having their name affixed to the acquisition of something GRAND. Like Prometheus Boards not beakers and test tubes.

Write to the Governor, write to your congressman,write to the President. I do.
It's time for a change.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Oh No, it's Mr. Tom

Just in: " If the School Reform Commission and Chief Recovery Officer Thomas Knudsen have their way, we may witness the end of public education in Philadelphia."
http://www.philly.com/philly/opinion/20120514_The_end_of_public_education_in_Phila_.html?c=0.39313711229285586&posted=y&viewAll=y#comments
Evil reformers are seeking to destroy all that is good in the Philly school system and we have to stop them!
Mr. Knudson has a wonderful idea and it is an end run play that just might work to finally break the death grip that unions and the government have on our wallets when it comes to funding education. I say bravo, an excellent plan, let's roll! All the expertly qualified teachers will be invited to file their applications at the charter schools just like everyone else, start fresh and get past the pain.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Where's The Beef

This morning getting out a box of Cheerios I noticed the back cover feature of Dodgeball for summer outdoor fun. This reminded me of one time subbing Gym when I had no lesson plan and getting out the softer inflatable balls I said we were playing Dodgeball. It was a wonderful day, kids of all ages ran around like nuts and pelted each other with enthusiasm."We never get to play Dodgeball" It wasn't until the end of the day when I received a visit from the Principal as a result from a complaint that I learned that this game is no longer allowed in the district. It was explained to me that it is considered unfair to the kids that can't keep up and they, as slow behemoths, are picked out for targeting. And, BTW, if I wanted to sub here again I would stick to the lesson plan. Most Principals like to throw that in just so you know who's boss. Well I bit my tongue and as I drove home that day I reflected and to tell you the truth I didn't see any of the fatty's being picked on , mostly the really active kids were overjoyed to be whacking each other in fierce competition. Yes, I remember being in school, and yes, I was fat, and slow and couldn't throw worth a shit but I played Dodgeball and even once or twice had some real fun when all the fast kids had gotten each other out and the outcome of the game rested in the hands of us losers.
It warms my heart that we are so fucking sensitive to the needs of the obese, we should cradle them and carry them throughout their lives and pay when they need their SSI and  insulin and dialysis and bypasses.Lost productivity due to obesity and  related heathcare expenses are crippling American industry not big government. The bright note is that the obese die sooner so at least they are off the pension plans quicker. A recent study has just reported that Americans pay an additional 1 billion dollars every year in fuel costs because we are so fat it makes our cars suck more gas to haul us to Walmart to buy the next larger size, not because Obama can't control the prices. The study was based on gallons not cost and was comparing the EPA estimates which are based on a car carrying a "normal" weight driver vs. what we are getting for mileage.
Through my years in the schools I noticed an explosion of lard at school especially among the girls from 8th grade on up I would watch them blow up to the 250+lb. weight class and as they got bigger and bigger they did less and less, always tired and always sitting, they were never challenged to do more, only positively encouraged. How Sweet. NCLB

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Time and Time Again

Those of you who may have read this week issue of TIME probably ran across an article about the success of Vocational Education. Be aware! This article focuses on one particular program in one school and even though it is a real RAH RAH piece of journalism buried deep in the text is the caveat about the difficulty in finding a vocational program that excites and motivates the students. I have subbed at our Vo-Tech since 1978 and I have seen the general decline of the quality of students through the years and I have seen the decline in the professionalism of the teachers as well, most likely due to the difficulty in recruiting someone who actually knows something to ride herd over the stupid and lame participants without drinking themselves into oblivion at the end of every day..
 There are two types of Vo-Tech student:
1. is the student who has been doing this type of work probably with a family member since they were little, for this student the schooling is largely redundant due to his superior knowledge. This student will excel.
and
2.the rest of them, they range from incompetent to unmotivated and it is to them that these programs are aimed. After all NO Child Left Behind, so... very few get washed out and it's not because of their progress or the screening of applicants, it's because the people making the decisions are the people who financially gain by pumping out volume instead of quality. So who cares if one of the brats is sent to state competition and gets busted there for selling dope to an undercover cop. No lie, this actually happened. What A Joke. and the jokes on us because we are paying through the nose to run this shit. The educational program at our Vo-Tech was accurately described to me by one of their long time classroom aides  as "CODDLING" I couldn't agree more.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

What, Me, Homework?

Can anyone beside me remember from about the 6th grade on being loaded with homework? My mom made sure I spent one hour on it every day after school and then after dinner it was back at it before any TV. I can say one thing, I was somewhat prepared when it came to college, I had the study skills and the discipline to deal with the very unstructured and open ended nature of college life. let alone the life you want to lead.
Where's the homework now? Is somebody being lazy? You tell me, you are the parent of a school kid, do you honestly believe they can get enough exposure just by doing in school work? Will they have what they need to succeed in the world of work? It is two different things to do your own work at home vs. being in the classroom with the teacher at your beck and call. Remember this when you are trying to scrape by in retirement with not enough money left after paying school taxes to go anywhere or even enjoy a good meal out and your kid is still living at home because all they can find is part-time work in retail. Remember this when you watch the retired teachers leaving for their third cruise this year. Remember this when you pay your taxes. Remember this when you vote. Remember this and speak out against lavish packages for Public Educators.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Heads Up it's the F-BOMB

This may be nothing new to you but it was for me. While putting in my time in English class I learned that it is completely o.k. for a student to shout out in class during a screening of "Romeo and Juliet" every time Claire Danes is on screen that she is a slut and she needs to be fu#ked.
 That's right, you read it correctly, fu#ked.
How did Mr. Substitute learn this? He sent the darling child to the office! The assistant principal brought the young man back and called ME out of the room for a talk. It seems that a student is allowed to say fu#k in class as long as it is NOT directed towards myself or another student.
Just saying fu#k is not a punishable offense!!!
 You say what?
 I even had this recently proved again to me just before my retirement, in fact it was the straw that led to my decision to never spend another day in the public school system. You would think that I would have learned my lesson the first time.
The use of this and other words of the same type in the halls between classes is commonplace and the teachers out in the hall monitoring behavior just ignore it, what else can they do? If the teachers union were more pro-active on the side of decency and less about the "contract" it might even be useful for improving education.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Bully bully who's got the bully

This week I have been hit by two startling revelations:
1. According to an article in TIME the experts are totally divided on whether there is a bully problem in schools. Go figure exactly opposite results in independent tests.
2. Even BONES has made a statement, she says critical speaking without self aggrandizement is NOT bullying.

Here's my point, in the schools institutionalized response to parents outcries against bullying they have as usual for Americans gone completely over the top into a knee-jerk response to ALL critical statements and labeled the perpetrators as bullies. This defeats all usefulness and only serves to make every whiny little weasel out there hypersensitive to the least little utterance. All this accomplishes is more neuroticism  and distraction from lessons. Parents should teach their kids how to deal with bullies, I know my mom did for me, that's how I learned to run really fast for a fat kid. Bully's are everywhere in real life and especially in the workplace. Recent studies I have read in THE WEEK have shown that aggressive inconsiderate people are sought out in industry and rewarded with higher wages and faster promotions. I have seen this personally and can vouch for this studies truth even though as a considerate self effacing humble person I could never understand how any of those particular a##holes ever got "in like flint".

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Boys and their toys

Boys of all ages are the same, they always want a new toy but soon after receiving it become bored and are looking for a new one. Every school age girl child should have this drilled into their brain from K on. So what am I going on about this time ?, it's cleavage, the abundance of breast flesh on display every day of every week at school. I could never understand this when I was working in the high schools. Why would a young lady want to show things to the general public that really would be left to the privacy of the bedroom. I know, I'm some kind of throwback prude but isn't it much more interesting for guys anyway to actually wonder what's there rather than to have it thrust in our face like it is some kind of semi-nude pole dance. I just do not have enough fingers to count the number of times some high school hottie who wanted something came up to my desk and leaning over with hands on desk threw it all out there expecting what? Usually a pass to get out of class or some other substitute forbidden privilege. Bet you didn't know that, subs are forbidden to write passes to other rooms, makes sense but few enforce it. Or did she expect to catch me ogling her tatas so she could call me a creeper or report me to the admin? Don't laugh this happened to the woodshop  long term sub and while no charges were ever brought he doesn't work around here any more. I feel sorry for the guy, he should have never been put in that position. This is why high school has a dress code. WHAT A JOKE. None of these wannabe go-go girls is ever sent home to change clothes by ANY homeroom teacher ever. I tried it once and did I hear about it. So the girls flounce around dressing like Ho's and nobody gives a crap, and this is my point. The boys don't give a crap either, they've had these toys in their faces every day for years and there is nothing to interest them . No one cares, the boys, the teachers, the administration and obviously the parents. The only people who get upset are the ones who come into the school who are not inured to the display of flesh, you, the substitute. Keep your eyes on your desk male subs, there is danger lurking in those shadows!
On the flip side of this phenomenon are the female Elementary school teachers I've seen through the years who dress like the High School girls, Vicky's secret isn't a secret with these women both their push up red bras showing through their sheer two sizes too small blouses and their thongs peeking out of their low riding stretch slacks are right there looking at you. I remember one time outside the library room one of these young women redressing some poor child for coming to school sick until the little kid started crying. If this doesn't get you upset then imagine the surprise of the librarian and I when this teacher leaned over showing us a clear view. The librarian looked at me and I looked at her and we were both appalled. The young woman came up and had to re button her tight blouse because she had popped it open. OMG.  You draw your own conclusions on this one, I for one think we are long overdue for uniforms in school.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Another way to waste your money, SEGUE it!

Recently some of my kids were telling me about this program administered through the school system. It's called SEGUE and its purpose is to ready school kids for entry into the  real world. Sounds good doesn't it? In theory perhaps but that is not how the students have told me it all works out. Most of the kids in this program would perhaps be better served in a life skills class but their particular diagnoses' would not permit their entry to that type of room so here they are in this program where they do things like learn to balance their checkbook kind of,  but some of them don't really have to because they are non-readers! Imagine graduating with a High School Diploma and you still do not know how to read! No child left behind BABY. So they sit there and shuffle the papers around and pretend they are doing something and fool around and generally waste YOUR money. "What a joke" is what some of them have told me, "We don't do anything" "It's boring". Oh yeah,  sometimes we bake cookies and some of us get to go shopping! Shopping??? I guess that it is important but I think that most already know how to SPEND money, what they are not learning is a way to make money. But your tax dollars are paying an Aide to take them out and drive them around and they get treats and isn't it all just too cute for words. Except that somewhere else in the school system someone is being denied essential learning services because there is a budget shortfall. And did I mention that school taxes will be going up again.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

School Bus Rodeo

Recently there was in our area an unfortunate accident involving a driver striking and killing a High School kid who was in the road in the dark when the buses lights were on "amber". This driver was crucified in the media without regard before the trial and had his picture on almost every evenings broadcast. As it all worked out the driver was NOT using his phone, was NOT under the influence,was below the speed limit when this kid jumped out in front of him without waiting for the bus to come to a stop and have its red lights on. Unfortunate and tragic as it is it was clearly a case of an accident and there was nothing the driver could have done to prevent it . How has the school district responded? Now the kids at that stop get preferential treatment when the bus service deviates from its route to go down into their neighborhood on the access road to pick up the kids. This is another case of accommodation and leaves the door open for ANY parent to insist now that his kid be picked up in a preferred place regardless of the effect it may have on the drivers schedule or fuel costs. This will all add up to more money out of the taxpayers pocket for special service when all that was really needed was some basic review training in school bus stop safety for the kids. Like they haven't already had that, they just weren't paying attention as usual. The school makes a lousy parent!

Friday, March 30, 2012

Fear and Loathing in School

Failure, it makes us strong, we learn by it to deal with adversity and depending on our personality type we either sink or swim. This failure and renewal built the greatest civilizations on earth, our best thinkers, our fiercest advocates for change in the human condition, the leaders. Why then are we so intent on removing all failure from our schools? You can't say it's the liberals or the conservatives, it seems too pervasive for any one faction to be behind it. It puts teachers and parents on opposing teams and our increasingly neurotic children right in the line of fire. Please read the essay on the following link for an in depth look at how WE are ruining the future of America.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200411/nation-wimps

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Teach your children well

In all my years as a substitute I have always wondered when I was in a Kindergarten room how some of those little buggers had developed such capability for being a real PITA to a sub. Granted the larger percentage of any particular class is a delight to work with but then there are THE OTHERS. And then of course follows monkey see monkey do and before you know it you have a room full of wee ones doing what all and there you go again spending the rest of the day yelling, timing out etc. etc. You can't blame the school for this one unless you want to say that perhaps these few STINKERS as I have often heard regular teachers referring to them should have already been thrown out in their first week of K. I think I covered that in another essay. What have the parents of these shining examples taught their kids before they ever set foot in school? Do we learn at that tender age to disrespect our elders? Seems I remember that when I was young that didn't necessarily happen until the much later "rebellion years" and now it seems to be at pre-school and even in our rebellious times we were still afraid and in awe of the adults around us. In the past we knew there was some sort of secret adult network where anything we did that was off the rails was immediately communicated from one adult to another and it always came home to bite us in the ass and any adult was just as likely to haul us off for discipline as our parents. Or at least we thought that and no adult was going to disabuse us of the notion. I can remember like it was yesterday the turning point in the 60's when I first heard "I'll sue you" said by a misbehaving child to an adult that was attempting to correct. There was a change in the air, a declining of civilization you might say when we as kids began to realize that the united adult front was crumbling and we didn't have to pay attention to what Mr. Crabapple down the street said because all we had to do was tell on him and our parents would sue him. Is this what we as a nation have become, each person an island filled with resentment and fear with one hand on the 911 line and in the case of Western PA the other on a gun? If we do not as adults present a united force in the eyes of our children why should they obey. This is not to say that you and your neighbors must agree all the time on everything but DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN SEE OR HEAR YOUR DISAGREEMENTS with other adults. Maintain at all costs the line between the child's world and the adult world, how can they be children if you are constantly forcing them to participate in the adult drama.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Unionism in schools

Don't get me wrong, I have worked union scale and loved every fat paying minute of it. It was a fantastic to see such large paychecks but I knew it wouldn't last, not all of our work was a union rate. I wonder though what role unionism plays in education? Some teachers have told me that THE UNION IS MY SHIELD, o.k. so you need a shield against what, oppressive slave driving employers, long hours and low pay? unsafe working conditions? Oh, you need a shield against all the angry taxpayers who have been pouring huge volumes of cash into the system and seeing little result. Poor Babies, but does this shield really have to encompass such liberal sick time, comp, and benefits. The rest of us out here in the private sector with minimal holidays, no sick time, crappy minimal vacation time, lousy health benefits if we have them at all, and much much lower wages think YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK.

 http://teachersunionexposed.com/meritpay.cfm

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

What has happened with the High School Diploma? Are we diluting its worth even more in our effort to leave no one behind? Back two years ago before schools got hip to the HIPAA act around here some of them would have subs doing administrative work in our plan periods. After all what does a sub need a plan period for. This is not unfair but considering the paltry sums we are paid it is a bit Scrooge like. What I got to see that no sub should ever been allowed to see because a sub is not a real employee of the school district unless they are actually hired, most of us are just per-Diem without rights or privileges, gave me much insight. I saw AGPA'S on student records I was filing! What is an AGPA? It is an adjusted grade point average. HUH? It's like golf or bowling where you can't play as good as the others so they give you a HANDICAP. The school uses information and recommendations  gathered as a result of your IEP. Another acronym I know,  your "individual education program" which has been developed because you can't pay attention and do your work in school, to come up with a formula which magically turns your D's into B's. One such AGPA I saw made a 67 into an 82. Straw into gold indeed!
This is all well and good for the recipient but what about the kid who took the college prep classes and studied  and made his hard earned B average. Is his diploma given the same value as the adjusted diploma? Are future employers allowed access to this AGPA and the "real" grades that were earned? I think not, remember HIPAA?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Friday, March 16, 2012

Shame Shame

It has been said that we are now living in an age of no shame. Our constant sharing of each minute detail of our existence on our phones and via  internet accounts such as YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook have changed our inner world. Is this good or is it bad? I don't know and it will take years to find out.

 What I do know is what the Jr. Hi.  kids tell me. When recently in a "team meeting", a what, you say? This is a yell at me meeting like unto those many of us have encountered in the business world. Held regularly and dreaded by all who must participate these meetings are disguised as work sessions where we all have input on the betterment of our productivity and well-being. Anyone who has attended at least one of these meetings knows exactly what it is. So anyhow, these meetings are held every week at the school and the teacher has something to hand out and a--- it's coming, it's coming, POWERPOINT.

 You may roll your eyes now.

This particular meeting was on RESPECT or lack of it I should say. Complete with graphs and charts it was my duty to point out to the little dears that respect issues topped the list when it came to Discipline Referrals.

Subs out there, you know what these are, they are the forms you fill out and put in the teachers mailbox at the end of the day that are promptly thrown in the trash the next morning. You see these things when you are in the same school on two consecutive days or if you go to talk to the teacher you subbed for the day before. How can you blame them it's not their fight and who cares. In ten years of subbing I only had one Principal call me and inform me of disciplinary action that was being considered and to get my go ahead. Also in these years I have only had two teachers contact me with either apologies or results of my recommendations.
Back on track, so what did they tell me during discussion? WE DON'T CARE. Respect for one another and for teachers is a non issue because we have no shame about treating others with no respect. It is commonplace and really of no importance. Am I wrong in saying that anyone over the age of 40 would reflect on this and their own upbringing and be ashamed to even hear it. A person who possesses shame seeks the approval of those around them, especially those who are in positions of power such as adults. This type of person may make mistakes, may rebel, but at their core there is a value and a respect for others that seems to be lacking today.
Why are the Amish children so well behaved? Some teachers have said to me it is because they are beaten. I don't believe this, sure their kids are paddled when they misbehave but I do not think that such coercion is the core, I believe it is the understanding of Shame, the deep respect for Elders and the Church, and the desire for approval.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Oh My Oh My, No Blood From Stones ?

When eating in the teacher's lounge (a place I learned to avoid).
 (Remember kiddies, especially you Guest Teachers, that you do not belong to the teacher tribe and they resent you invading their space. Have you ever been subjected to those thinly veiled interrogations that are disguised as polite get-to-know-yous.)
 Anyway, I digress. One day I overheard one retiring male teacher saying to another that "he just didn't know how he was going to be able to get by on a mere $66.000 a year come retirement. Wow, don't we all wish we had that problem. Our geographic area is one in which the median household income is $26,000. We're not talking Silicon Valley here or Tahoe, this is rural Pa. Oh My Oh My I wonder now how he has managed to get along as the years have passed.
The Teacher's Union is mighty and powerful and has its cashy green tendrils wrapped around every politicians nuts right now but then the same might have been said about the UAW back in the heyday of Detroit's GM Ford and Chrysler. Times have changed for the UAW, after much kicking and screaming they saw that you just cant get blood from a bankrupt stone. Do you think that as budget cuts tighten that the Teachers Union will come to a similar enlightenment? Right now they are doing their best to paint the governor as a thief who will stop at nothing to destroy our children's educational opportunities. For God's sake, do they have their heads up their collective asses or what, DECLINING REVENUES>TAX SHORTAGE>BUDGET DEFICIT=LESS SPENDING OR GO BANKRUPT. This is not hard to grasp, even for people with master's degrees in Education.

Monday, March 12, 2012

enabling- too much love at school

When we love an addicted person so much that we try to help them all we end up doing is feeding their pattern of behavior. What follows is a tough love intervention, sometimes the addict sees the light and straightens themselves out often not. What is also important that the friends and family stop ruining their lives by tolerating the offending behavior. Sure it hurts, is it cruel? Most would agree that it is the only sane course of action.
What has this to do with subbing? Those of you who are in the trenches know exactly what I am talking about.
Johnny can't behave, he's made a nuisance of himself since he started K. He comes from a bad home environment, oh my! No one sat this kid down when he was a tyke and made him stay there until he finished what he was doing. Bad or ignorant parenting it sounds like to me. Johnny loses, the rest of his life is doomed unless the bulb lights up and he realizes that he has to make himself sit down and do his task until it is completed.
The school has been thrust into the role of parent. but does the school sit him down and make him learn self control? HMMM.
We order up a TSS, who sits with him at school usually drinking coffee to stay awake. I've been there done that. USELESS

The kids say: SPED and PROUD OF IT  I heard this all the time because I would take the time to actually talk to them and get to know them because what certified teacher in their right mind is going to sign on to sub one of these rooms. The kids are learning but its all the wrong things. They're learning how to staff hop, just how far to push behaviors. etc. etc.  Kids are smart, they know exactly what they're doing and they are deep into the attention addiction and they are feeding the habit.
We put him into
 LEARNING SUPPORT wow the work here is really easy, he likes that. Not too much is expected and the more he acts out the more attention we lavish on him and the less we expect academically.
UNTIL he makes it into
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT even more attention and even less expectations. We're groovin' now. We get candy as a reward, whoohoo.
If all this fails
PLACEMENT closer attention and less expectations, we're stringing beads and making blankies now and three squares and a clean warm place to be. The kids call this "THE COUNTRY CLUB" We are now training the for prison life. CO's, walk in a straight line to and from, low expectations in what they term DUMMY SCHOOL.. lights out, excursions to town. As Adam Sandler would say Not too shabby.
WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE
WAAAAY back in K thrown them out of school when they couldn't keep from ruining all the other kids learning experience handed the parents a video of just how this essential training is to be done and let them figure it out he's their kid not the schools. Then rinse lather and repeat as long as it takes.
No more frustrated teachers, no more ls/es drain on the budget, no more placement (we pay for that you know)
The district should be immune to lawsuit for denying the education to little Johnny, after all think of all the education that is being denied to the kids who can behave. You subs have seen them in every class, sometimes they cry but they always quietly sit there and do their work, WE NEVER GET TO KNOW THEIR NAMES. I always took a minute at the end of each day to thank them for being such great students and you should too. Their school experience is a living hell. Change the laws so that if Johnny is still in 6th grade when he's 16 he can finish whenever that way we are not denying him anything.

1st day of the rest of my life

Welcome everyone who is a burnt out substitute teacher to a place where you may rant and rave on about the crap you put up with every day. Today is the first day after I finally turned away from all the abuse burned my badge and went off the grid.
WHAT A RELIEF
You may say that's all well and good for him but I've got to bring in some dough. I feel for you, I did this work for over 10 years and although I was never more than an emergency sub (some schools call us guests) I worked just about every school day. But never long enough in any one position to get any more than the base rate. A lot of work and little return. I paid my dues, took the abuse and collected my pay.
Well here is a place where you can vent about the student turkeys, the teacher turkeys, the principal turkeys and last but not least the TURKEYS who control your certification.